MAG BAN, TURKEY BAN, WILL UNCONSTITUTIONALITY STOP? WILL THE STASI BE FOLLOWING YOU HOME FROM THE STORE?
by Black Wire Media Sun. Nov. 22, 2020 www.cnjfo.com/join-us
"MY, THAT'S A BIG ONE!" said the Secret Police in the Communist People's Republic of New Jerseystan. Whether referring to standard capacity 30-round magazines for your modern sporting rifle OR your 20-pound or more Thanksgiving turkey is now INTERCHANGEABLE! Better check your rear-view mirror for Murphy's henchmen after loading your vehicle with that ILLEGAL crowd-pleaser, be it at an out-of-state gun shop OR your local grocery store! The pulled-out-of-thin-air magic number 10 has been EXCEEDED! Bullets in a magazine or guests at a holiday table are the same, and how dare we question it! For New Jersey residents are once again "under the thumb" of our Dictator in-Chief.
The same guy who allegedly (it's just hearsay so we can't PROVE it, but it made a scene) waltzed into a Red Bank, NJ restaurant earlier this month and demanded his entire party of 8 be seated together, even though it VIOLATES his own EXECUTIVE ORDER! Hostess said "no sir", to which he replied, "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?". To the joint's credit (we know where but we're not telling!) their manager turned down our Hypocrite in-chief too. So the guy who outlawed 15 round mags and restaurant tables with 7 or more people got his panties in a twist and stormed-outta the place! Where's the Count of Sesame Street when you need him the most, eh?
As you and your loved ones gather-round your Thanksgiving table, remember to raise a glass to toast the "Good for thee and NOT FOR ME" leadership in this state, before they figure out a way to tax the air you breathe!
Happy Thanksgiving from all of us at Black Wire Media, the official news agency of the Coalition of New Jersey Firearm Owners. Be responsible. If you're sick, stay home. We're all adults here; maybe it's time our government treated us as such!?